WINE. Does one get a box or a bottle?
Box wines, such as Franzia and Almaden, are cheap and readily available for those who don't much care about anything beyond getting drunk for cheap. Sure, that's fine and great but there are also delicious bottled wines that one comes across for only slightly more than the cost of most box wines. We support the drinking of bottled wines and hope that you do the same.

Put down the box. Pick up a bottle. Pour yourself a glass.